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My big sister totally knew we lost the volleyball game because I was too distracted by her big bouncing boobs, but she was nice enough to pretend not to notice. She might finally be getting used to the idea that my leering isn’t just a phase.

If I was going to use a porn avatar for myself I would totally want to use the actor Patrick O’Brian. I find him absolutely gorgeous and a blissful experience to watch, his smile, his personality, his body, I’d love to be him.Just pretend that I look

blackgetswhite: Bob’s wife used the mask so she could pretend to be “surprised” that the huge black cock she was holding wasn’t his once the mask was removed.

Lets pretend there was a magical potion that could stop the wasting effects of Aids. It could heal burn victims in half the time. It could cut surgical recovery time in half. A magical elixer so safe on the liver it is used to TREAT liver problems.

this-tree-is-my-boyfriend:spectrometrie:spectrometrie:when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was

this-tree-is-my-boyfriend:spectrometrie:spectrometrie:when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was

robotsandsodapop replied to your post: Why am I starting to feel sad for a ta…i think it’s dying

big blue bum reblogged your post anonymous asked:Do you have any p… and added: #can i use these as reaction images?? yea, any screenshot/gif I post is free for use as reaction images and stuff

lizmidford: Reminder that Lizzie only set up the Easter Egg contest because she suspected that Ciel was only pretending to care for her. She ‘reminds’ Ciel that he always used to find her homemade Easter Egg, and he naturally plays along and finds

ultrafacts:You’re never tempted to pick up the phone and pretend to be Darth Vader?“I did that once when I was traveling cross-country. I used Darth as my handle on the CB radio. The truck drivers would really freak out — for them, it was Darth

thnkfilm: “Nick loved a girl I was pretending to be. “Cool girl”. Men always use that, don’t they? As their defining compliment: “She’s a cool girl”. Cool girl is hot. Cool girl is game. Cool girl is fun. Cool girl never gets angry at

spectrometrie:spectrometrie:when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands

sissyowner144: cockismydestiny: No! I was pathetic a year ago when i still pretended to be real man. While i still pretended that my little clitty could ever satisfy a woman. Now i am at least worth something, worth serving real alpha men. Useful to

ultrafacts:You’re never tempted to pick up the phone and pretend to be Darth Vader?“I did that once when I was traveling cross-country. I used Darth as my handle on the CB radio. The truck drivers would really freak out — for them, it was Darth

myqueen-mercury: I felt like making a set of some bands that i grew up with and although i listen to them every day, i still feel nostalgia. I remember when i was 14 some friends and i used to get together and play at my garage pretending and hoping

spectrometrie:spectrometrie:when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands

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